Tonight at Target I had to go to the little girls' section to buy a bra. Yep...a training bra. This is a new low. The picture attached to the hanger shows four pre-teen girls. They are lying in the grass, wearing their soccer uniforms. They all seem so freakin' happy to be embarking on puberty, so excited at their blossoming bosoms. I imagine myself in this photo. I imagine that I am giving them the evil eye and preparing to hit each one of them in the head with a soccer ball.
I'm not sure why I feel the need to keep mentioning this subject here. I'm sure it's mostly to vent. But also to let you all know that....yes, I realize that I no longer have breasts. Might as well shout it from the rooftop, for cryin' out loud.
And to all you women who have had children and still have nice breasts...I hate you.
(A special apology to my brothers-in-law and any guy I know from high school who might be reading this post. I am quite sure this is much more than you ever wanted to know.
And to everyone else...I promise my next post will have substance. Maybe something political tomorrow.
Whatever. I'm in a bad mood. Goodnight)
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That is pretty depressing...reverting back to a training bra. The joys of motherhood. Good thing I don't love you for simply for your breasts :).
Seriously, you are such a beautiful woman (both inside and out) that it doesn't matter one iota that the girls sucked your breasts away. I think you are perfect just the way you are.
Love you.
For every baby I give life, a cup disappears. I don't think I will need any kind of support after number four. If I ever go to five, I think I will actually cave inward. You are not alone...pancakes, unite!
There's always the other side of the fence. You could get fat in order to achieve those boobs. But, then you'd have something completely different to complain about. Hope today is better for you.
There with you man! But instead of a training bra, I should just borrow my grandma's floppy bra! IHOP here I come.
hahaha. You see, I was wishing that I would lose some of my breasts after Cora. Quite the opposite has happened, and I hate it! Where is the middle ground????
Which is worse... no boobs or horribly squishy, saggy, lop-sided boobs? Don't envy those of us with a little something left... what's left over ain't none too pretty, believe me.
I also apologize to anyone who knows me who might be reading this. Oh well; you'll get over it.
Thanks for the kind words, Ladies.
For the record, I'm actually liking my training bra. It's pretty comfortable. And it's finally something that fits, which is nice.
And Nilsa, you are right, there always is the other side of the fence. For now I'll try take comfort in the fact that I can finally fit into my skinny jeans. I'm boobless, but my jeans fit.
I have never had boobs,(which I am sure most of you remember) except of course, when I was pregnant, and had gained weight! So I say, we all get to experience them at different points in our life, whether it be for a long time, or just 3-4 months:) I have thought about a boob job, on and off over the years. Now that I am raising 3 girls, I want them to know, what really counts....comes from somewhere else. Who cares...they are just boobs!!!
I'm with Jenny. :( There's no fair ending for breasts. Just be glad you're in your skinny jeans for goodness sakes.
You are hilarious, I have missed you girl. Of course I am 9 1/2 months pregnant, so I have nothing to say about boobs...they hurt just thinking about what they have coming in a few weeks. love ya!
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